Dolphins smile because they know how terrible they can be.
Flipper
Flipper
Scientifically Accurate Dolphin Each one clicks their own name No one is the same
Did you know Flipper, Flipper Is hyper intelligent
They feel joy and depression Sometimes they commit suicide
One time a dolphin, dolphin
was in a sexual relationship with a trainer
When the trainer was caught
The dolphin killed itself
Flipper flipper flipper Communicates with sonar
The military also uses sonar Except they use it real loud
Two-hundred-thirty-five decibels of sonar
When it hits a dolphin
The dolphin’s brain turns to mush
Also Flipper Flipper Flipper
Is known for playing
and masturbating
They put their penis in dead fish
So when you see Flipper, Flipper, maybe avoid him
Because accurate dolphins
are known to have nonconsensual sex in large, violent gangs.
Writer: Heather Anne Campbell ()
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