Supreme Verdict: The Rap

Verdict Sleeves! The Verdict Playmat! Verdict Hoodie Available Now! Announcing a Patreon! An anthem for the greatest sweeper of all time. LYRICS: I’m a control guy, control’s what I play It doesn’t matter the format or even the time of day I play counters and sweepers, that’s all and it’s glorious Doctor checked my blood type and said “damn—it’s Azorius” Attempted spells ten, resolved spells zero I got more counters than that one middle aisle at Home Depot And if you get past my counters and think you’re in the clear Every turn four baby all that you’re gonna hear’s Supreme Verdict Got a board of zombies pumped with a Reaper? I do not stress, I just cast a sweeper Anything in life that I find concerning I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict Board wipe every turn four, I’ll leave you in awe I’ve wiped so many vehicles you’d think I was a chamois You think I don’t have a sweeper but then I put the broom on Got so many tutors you’d think you were at Kumon Tired of losing? Had enough of the shame? So you sleeve up Azorius to beat me at my own game You play a counter of your own, you think you’re making progress Then I override your veto like I’m two-thirds of Congress Think your spell is resolving? Well you’re gonna be frowny Cuz I’ve muddled more mixtures than nuts in brownies Think your dorks’ll take me down? Only time will tell Tap four mana and I cast—what’s the name of that spell? Supreme Verdict Got a board of zombies pumped with a Reaper? I do not stress, I just cast a sweeper Anything in life that I find concerning I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict Wife wants a divorce, she’s asking for half I hit her with an Annul, man what you think about that!? Lawyer says that’s not legal, she’s playing for keepers About your assets—what exactly are sweepers? Even at the spelling bee, they’re trying to fool me Who walked away with the trophy? Obviously yours truly And when I get pulled over, it all turns out perfect Pull out my wallet and hit him with— I play aggro Ooh… When the policeman says “get out of your car” Just do what he says don’t offer him blue cards Anything in life that I find concerning I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict For more Magic: The Gathering videos: Subscribe to MTGRemy! Filmed on iPhone. Twitter: Instagram: