Wage Machine - Medieval Money Machine Parody

Original song is Money Machine by 100gecs Instrumental: Vocals: Risotto (me) Lyrics: Good morrow, thy little infant thee thinks thou hath merit, eh? thee thinks thou is so stout? thee speaks so much for having a steed with the gout aw, look at thine arms, thine arms are so damn quaint they resemble the cigarettes I smoke with no restraint I could smoke and roast thee on a plank Then thou would propose and I wouldn’t bid thee thanks Big men coming with their stout steeds I feel pristine like a wage machine, yeah yeah Big men coming with their stout steeds I feel pristine like a wage machine, yeah yeah Big men coming with their stout steeds I feel pristine like a wage machine, yeah yeah Big men coming with their stout steeds I feel pristine like a wage machine, yeah yeah I feel pristine like a wage machine, I feel pristine like a wage machine, I feel pristine like a wage machine, I feel pristine like a wage machine Bid me what’s thy deal, I have been trying to fall asleep I have been up for days, I am trying to earn my keep preached it all before, and I’ll preach it as i weep I’m better unaccompanied Bid me what’s thy deal, I have been trying to fall asleep I have been up for days, I am trying to earn my keep preached it all before, and I’ll preach it as i weep I’m better unaccompanied Big men coming with their stout steeds I feel pristine like a wage machine, yeah yeah Big men coming with their stout steeds I feel pristine like a wage machine, yeah yeah Big men coming with their stout steeds I feel pristine like a wage machine, yeah yeah Big men coming with their stout steeds I feel pristine like a wage machine, yeah yeah I feel pristine like a wage machine, I feel pristine like a wage machine, I feel pristine like a wage machine, I feel pristine like a wage machine This has been sitting in a google doc for far too long. Hope you enjoy