Loopy the Unicorn

Last night, I had the strangest dream. This silly sticky note unicorn, whom I dubbed “Loopy,“ refused to let me rest. In this dream, she would pester me with requests for headpats and snoot rubbings and hugs and the most baffling tendency to shake her noggin down at the floor, against my waist, as if to suggest that I might scratch behind her ears. I woke this morning at my desk, to find that I had drawn her again, this “Loopy,“ with a marker in hand I did not recognize. It frightened me so much that I stayed home all day, recording this sleep-drawn, smiley Equestrian with my pocket camera, in the hopes that should she attack me, I might be at the ready. Here are my findings. Allow the video to buffer - and please be warned, this footage may shock and disturb you, as it did me.