There is something on your face, Brother

And this is why you don’t buy strange, possibly-sentient orbs off the internet This video a mashup of Astartes Pt. 5 by the Astartes youtube channel (and honestly if you haven’t seen it, it’s probably the best Warhammer 40k fan-film to date) and an internet classic, the ASDF Movies by Tomska. There is a non-zero chance I am not the first person to have had this idea/brought it into fruition; If so, I swear I made this video without realising it already existed