Fart Wars Episode I: The Farting Menace

Methane has engulfed the Gastric Republic. The taxation of dutch ovens to chocolate starfish is in dispute. Hoping to relieve the intestinal blockade of silent, but deadly, bratwurst bugles, the greedy Trade Federation has ripped a bubbler on the small planet of Nopoo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly smelts thunder dumplings, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly broke wind to two Gassy Knights, the guardians of pants geese and blanket bombs in the galaxy, to settle the cushion creepers....