We dig all day and drink all night
We never back down from a fight
Don’t be downwind if you are smart
We’re Dwarven men who love to fart Hey now ya boys don’t me laff
You call that beer? It makes me barf
That piss-thin stuff tastes worse than shite
We’re leprechauns, we drink it right Go back to stealing old mens shoes
You probably put them in your booze
Your gold doesn’t even fill a pot You dress like you’ve been covered in snow Your talk is big but you’re just fat
You smell worse than a sewer rat
Your songs are crap and the words are worse
So Diggy Dig up a better verse Your lucky charms are just knick-knacks
That’s a beard? There’s more hair on my sack!
Now ride your rainbow out this place
Before I hit you in the face Your brains are thick and your hair is sparse
I’ll shove that axe right up your arse
Now shut your mouth you sound a fool
Forget your pick you’re the biggest tool Err excuse me, barkeep, could I please have half a shandy?