RZA, DJ Scratch - Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater Part 1 (Official Lyric Video)

Download/Stream “Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater” here: Follow Them Here: RZA Facebook: Instagram: Twitter: DJ Scratch Facebook: Instagram: Twitter: Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater Lyrics Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater! Mommy, It’s Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater. (chanting) What’s today’s special feature? Todays’ special feature is Bobby Digital versus the RZA and the pit full of snakes. Turn my mic up a little bit Yo, Bobby Digital (ha) Ayo I could take a rain drop Turn it to an icicle Pull off in that blue escalade You still rockin’ tricycles. Michael Myers mask on my face Copper filtered in N-95 edition boy I’m a virus killa Try to quarantine me My chi increase like akira. Money coming in the mail I got cheese like quesadilla. You’re generic prosthetic pathetic Your rap is too synthetic You can’t cope with me kiddo This is verbal athletics Thirty-six pressure points we choose hit that fatal Aikido blow tae-kwon-do Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes Bobby Digital Back in black shampoo It’s like ah, animal house national lampoon (haha) Gag em up with a spoon I got the bag in the other room I bought a mansion But still sleep in my mothers room. See me floatin’ on my brothers yacht Yo check it Here’s another plot Hip-Hop was going cold Let me turn y’all on to something hot Thirty-six pressure points BONG, that’s fatal Aikido throws tae-kwon-do Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes Bobby Digital Back! In black shampoo Its like ah, animal house National lampoon Classical physics Mechanical physics and Thermodynamics Electromagnetism and Quantum theory these are some of the powers used by the great Bob Digital. Classical physics Mechanical physics and Thermodynamics Electromagnetism and Quantum Mechanics These are the tactics of Bobby Digital Life may deal you a pill thats too hard to swallow. I’m getting mines’ today They say the sun will come out tomorrow. The Greece believe it was being dragged across the sky by Apollo. This ain’t showtime or the old school daze of Giancarlo. Take it back to when Fred Sanford use to argue with Rallo. back when Mike was learning to throw hands with the great Cus D’Amato! Plus the motto was flush the bottle of crack down the toilet. Before the spot was rushed by the narcos ! Tony starks in dark clothes ! Ambulance screechin’ This homeless man was reachin’ Inside the garbage can for his evening meal While the pope was still preachin My fake friends They still leechin They want my money They want my lab They want my fame But they won’t accept my teachings’ Clear it out like its Clearasil Revolve Spin like a ferris wheel A day off like ferris bueller Cause you popped a perc a pill Pulled back the curtains To reveal what you thought was real But really wasnt really real It was just a fuckin’ pill Thirty-six pressure points BONG, that’s fatal Aikido throws tae-kwon-do Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes Bobby Digital Back In black shampoo Its like ah, animal house National lampoon Thirty-six pressure points BONG, that’s fatal Aikido throws tae-kwon-do Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes Bobby Digital Back In black shampoo Its like ah, animal house National lampoon ( fast noises ) Bobby Digital! Bobby Digital! Bobby - Wow, mommy that was great Can we watch another movie next Saturday? Ahhhh Bobby Digital is so cool Be sure to tune in next week For the Mask Avengers and Heroes of the East.