The Legend Of Old Ulysses ~American Dad ~ [Audio + Lyrics] [2019]

LYRICS: Let me tell you a story that few lived to tell About a thousand-year-old-fish, surely sent from Hell Spawn of a demon whale, and a drunk King Kong He’s as big as a bus, with a 12-foot dong With a 12-foot dong Just his sideways glance smashes men to bits He takes 100-year naps, and 2-ton shits And 2-ton shits He’s the beast from beneath, and the king of the fishes He goes by the name of Old Ulysses Old Ulysses Born in a volcano Old Ulysses Old Ulysses will kill everyone you know The Land Monster of Possum Lake: Old Ulysses was killed by father and son Now the land-based monster’s the only one Roger: I got my song! He skulks the woods, with his lumbering gaze Roger: Hey! Varicose veins, and a balding pate Roger: Oh, come on! He’s a chin-less creature, with gnome-like features Roger: Gnome like?! You can smell his ass all over the lake