Can’t Stop Us - Pony Renaissance Anthem

It feels like we really are in a second boom of pony content these days, with more art and music and discussion than I’ve felt like we’ve had since the original drop-off, and the vibe just seems really strong. Content keeps coming, cons keep going, friendships keep arising, and I had the uge to make something celebrating that. Many thanks to Chompy and especially to Snowy Charm for editing advice on this one; Snowy lent me his ear and critique on several drafts that I think really helped the end product. Download is available here: ’ A new golden age. The pony resurgency. The renaissance. It’s time to come back, so get your pony suit, get your plushy, and get your ass on the floor. Let’s go! Catch me on the dance floor I’m the one With the rainbow unicorn horn Eyes shut while I jump I’m so high The sky ducked Ponies gimme a hard on And I go off like a carbomb In Belfast You smell that Beat (Hell Yeah) That’s stardom Cut a rail of that stardust Like Twilight Sparkle power scaling Alpha males and Hasbro markets Thirstier than some bar nuts Hard cut to the next- Rhythm Breaking my neck- Get em I’m gonna flex- ‘Tism I’m having sex- With em Watch my inflection Only one direction Left to go and you should know it Celestia, here’s the lesson Headstrong, balls out And here’s the callout To all the motherfuckers Who think it’s too late to start out Golden age starts now Get the markers out Disposition so damn Sunny You can call me Starscout Outbound, out, proud Outside of the box now Inside of the chimney Say it with me we gonna shout loud Can’t stop us Nah headed straight to the top motherfucker Can’t stop us And we got it on lock Can’t stop us Every time we let the beat drop no Can’t stop us So ponies lemme hear those hooves stomp Straight to the peak of the mountain Into the teeth of the dragon Bringing the heat spitting fire Tired but never retired Burning desire for the Good old days to come again They never expired We got the magic we only need the friends We only need the rosy tinted lenses Inspiration, instigating this insurgency We only know how to win We only know how to poni poni We only know how to live We only know that we’re going Up cause that’s what I’ve got to give We’re on a rescue mission Never can rest the vision Just to bring some joy so boyo This shit is important, listen We die when we tap out When you wanna cry: shout We’ll pilfer every silver lining Out of every killer cloud Outlawed And outgunned Our jobs Just to have fun Unbound And undone Countdown Just to hit one Can’t stop us Nah headed straight to the top you Can’t stop us And we got it on lock Can’t stop us Every time we let the beat drop you know you Can’t stop us So ponies lemme hear those hooves stomp So grab your marker pens And colored pencils, time to begin Quick design an OC pony Bonus points for all the cringe Into the breach, enter the beast All of my energy into this beat Hit ‘em with these spit that I speak Until I’m beaten onto my knees And even when I’m fallen I’m crawling I’m brawling every cotton pickin varmint Darnit and calling out every top and bottom So let your mane down, and get those hooves up To the music stomp those horseshoes Let the groove fuck The days new, the dawn sun shines like bronze yus It’s on unto dusk till songs turn to dust If I had a freaking dime for every time they said that we died RIP the fandoms over, fuck it then I could retire Buy an island, covered in diamonds, sapphire jet and learn how to fly But I guess they were wrong about it every single time So every kinky motherfucker drawing clop Every single person sewin plush or writing bars Never stop Can’t stop us Nah headed straight to the top motherfucker Can’t stop us And we got it on lock Can’t stop us Every time we let the beat drop you know you Can’t stop us So ponies lemme hear those hooves stomp You can’t stop us.