8,675,309 (MTG Parody)

I hope you are safe and well! I’m hoping to make Magic songs and skits through the pandemic. Please subscribe if you’d like to see more! Announcing a Patreon! This is a parody of an 80’s hit, reimagined to be about one of my favorite cards from Standard a couple years ago. I’ve wanted to start a Magic: the Gathering comedy channel for a long time but have always been told it’s a terrible idea. That may very well be. HOWEVER it is a sad time right now and we’re sheltering in place so I figure why not now. I really hope you like the videos! Stay safe and will start working on next week’s video today :) Teespring store: Lyrics written by Remy. Music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom. Shot on iPhone. LYRICS: Kenny, Kenny, it is my turn two A tiny creature’s all I have to hold on to But this 1/1’s not like the others before cuz it’s Electrostatic Pummeler Kenny, I got this number Energy? 69 So how much damage am I taking? 8,675,309 8,675,309? 8,675,309 8,675,309 Penny/Penny, you’re the card for me You’re just a 1/1 but you make me so happy I had you in hand before but I lost my nerve I tried to hard-cast you later but I was Abjured Kenny, I got this number Energy? 69 I can block this time! Fling? Shoot. 8,675,309 8,675,309? 8,675,309 8,675,309 --- I am elsewhere ! Twitter: Facebook: Instagram: