JRR Tolkien Sings: Chip The Glasses And Crack The Plates

A recording of JRR Tokien singing Chip The Glasses And Crack The Plates from The Hobbit. It is in chapter 1: An Unexpected Party. Lyrics: Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates— Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! © The Tolkien Estate