TRON GIRL! Key of Awesome #25

Tron Girl! They’re gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesome #25. Watch in 3D using Cardboard! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! Subscribe! Part Three in the Nerd Trilogy! See the other parts here: Part 1: Part 2: Get the song here: Check out Erik Beck at Written, Designed, and Directed by Tom Small Vocals and additional lyrics by Mark Douglas Music by Jake Chudnow Featuring: Yellow Nerd- Erik Beck Red Nerd- Tom Small Cyber Babe- Lauren Francesca Master Control Program- Mark Douglas Bullies- Pedro Borges MORE BARELY: Subscribe! Facebook! Get the songs on iTunes! TShirts! Follow us on Twitter Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011 LYRICS: Here we go again, here we go, yo Ah, ah, that really hurts, ah Seriously stop, that hurts. ah Jocks love high school, but for me its a prison Do you always gotta hassle me right while I’m whizzin’?  I know your burly, I know I’m girly, But could we go a day without me getting swirly? I’m not gonna whine or pull a Columbine But the gloves are coming off when I see you Online  Yeah, sure, in real life you can knock me on my face But the shit is going down in cyberspace!  You better watch out in cyberspace!  Gonna disappear, never leave a trace  Gonna eff your ass up in cyberspace!  I make my own rules in my virtual space   I’m a word processor, you’re a carbon copy I got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy.  Wow, check out those vectors, I’d like to inspect her...  Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Pocket Protector! I know all the short cuts and all the hot keys you’re Commodore 64, I’m Power PC So head on home so you can beat your meat- Wait! Reboot! Control-Alt-Delete!  This neuromance makes my motherboard hot I’ll slam some new RAM in her Expansion Slot Digital refinery, her digits are Binary She said lets make out I said God... finally! Stand back son, don’t stress the professor from the looks of this girl, I need a Surge Suppressor This dominatrix’ll array my pixels Finally someone’s gonna touch my dicksel while you’re begging girls to come on back to your place, I’ll be having virtual intercourse in cyberspace.  Cock-blocking your pal in cyberspace!  Gonna kick your ass, albeit virtually.  It’s every man for himself in cyberspace.  I’m stuck in this suit, and I have to pee    In cyberspace, she called me her hero but back in real life she’s only ones and zeroes.  My computer is busted, now I’m stuck in this place, and I wanna go back to cyberspace.  He wants to go back to cyberspace. Maybe they should try talking to real girls instead of inventing these virtual worlds