Listen to World’s Biggest Paving Slab here:
Director: Claryn Chong
Concept: Lily Fontaine
Production Company: Lowkey Films
Creative Commissioner: Sarah Tucker
DOP: Lawrence Hughes
Lyrics:
I am the world’s biggest paving slab
But no one can walk over me
I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
And I am Lee Ingleby
I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
And the festival of R&B
I’m not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I have apocalyptic dreams
You should see my armoury
I am the world’s biggest paving slab
So watch your fucking feet
I am the world’s biggest paving slab
But I sit here quietly
No one ever looks down at the ground
Yeah, no one ever notices me
I wish I were born a stone
And made Wycoller my home
Haunting with Charlotte Bronte
I’m not the terrorist of Talbot street
But I think that ruins have beauty
You should see my armoury
You should walk all over me
I am the world’s biggest paving slab
And the world’s smallest celebrity
Sideboob
Pendle Hill will hide herself in bed
Behind the clouds that gather ‘round her head
But clouds collapse, and then they go
“You won’t believe how beautiful she is when it has snowed“
When it has snowed
When it has snowed
When it has snowed
Friedrich will come out of his grave
Shelley and Byron will be on their way
Begging for my postal code
To help me find the words to describe
Greater than great, go with sublime
They’ll be filling up my answerphone
And it’s all because of how beautiful she is when it has snowed
You take every sunset
And somehow make it sexier
With your haunted asymmetry
Someone’s brought a camera crew
They’re exploring your history
Now you’re on the news
And it’s driving me insane
‘Cause everybody wants to climb you
And they don’t even know my name
I’m your Boulsworth baby
You’re a giant to me
Do I crave your company
Or a few of your extra feet?
Not even a mountain
Yet I still can’t make you move
And as the sun sets on your sideboob
So I fall for you
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