Eminem - Real Slim Shady

(Talking) May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please, will the real slim shady please stand up, I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up .....we’re gonna have a problem here......... (Verse 1) Ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorced throwing her over furniture (aaaaaaah) It’s the return of the... “, no way, you’re kidding, he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?“ and Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots, Dr Dre’s dead he’s locked in my basement feminist women love eminem chicka chicka chicka slim shady, “I’m sick of him, look it him walkin around, grabbin his you know what flippin’ to you know who“ “yeah, but he’s so cute though“ yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what’s goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh) sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips and if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade they got the discovery channel, dont they? we ain’t nothing but mammals well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantelopes but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eww) but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote women wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes........ (Chorus) I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady all yo