The Midnight Beast - I’m So Manly (I Make Men Cry)

^^Buy I’m So Manly on iTunes NOW^^ Lyrics... Life has always told me I was weak (Not anymore) Now I’ve got the wings of a bird and the beak (Of an eagle type creature) I’m just so manly I make all the men around me wipe their eyes, Look down and cry At the size of my... Cock so big and manly girls get killed (All of the time) Now I’ve got the balls of an Ox and the build (Of a very big mountain) We’re just so manly We morph into an enormous manly man With giant hands I can run a mile with a broken foot (It doesn’t hurt) I can make a sand storm turn to soot (Or any other inanimate objects) We’re just so manly That the muscles in our arms turn into guns When we look at your mum I can climb a mountain with my nose (It’s like a claw) Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose (To show that I’m still a sen