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Facing a creature with protection, hexproof, or shroud? Here’s one way to beat it…
LYRICS:
They told him don’t you ever come around here
Got protection from black you better disappear
When you can’t target their guy
cuz the word is really clear
Just edict
Just edict
They’re out the get you better do what you can
They’re swinging with a big ol’ bogle macho man
You want to be tough, better do what you can
Just edict
Got an Angel of Wrath?
Just edict, edict
No creature can beat an edict
Flashback a Chainer’s
Hard cast a Cruel
Split Second Sudden
They’ll sac a dude
Just edict. Just edict.
Just edict. Just edict.
You’ve got removal that you can’t even cast?
Don’t shrapnel blast your pants—you’ve got a second chance
You want to stay alive, better do what you can
So edict
Just edict
He’s got two creatures, the other’s a 1/1
Maybe he’ll kindly sacrifice the better one
Just go for the sac like a hernia check and
Edict
When their creature’s not bad
Just edict, edict
Sleeve up Mono-Edict Edict
Make them sac Timmy
Make them sac Bob
They’ll do more sac’ing than JJ Watt
Just edict, edict
No creature can beat an edict (that’s not entirely true—)
Edict their Bogle
Edict their pup
Technically Leyline of Sanctity —
Shut the heck up
Thank you to Emil for the inspiration!
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