FFXIV - [COMEDY] Adventures in Unlocking Ridorana Lighthouse - Oh No, Red Chocobos!
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Comic relief by the good people of Sargatanas server.
DISCLAMER: THIS IS NOT A GUIDE! This is just a record for posterity of some ridiculousness that happened, and that I was privileged enough to witness. For actual help on starting this quest, or unlocking any other content in patch 4.3, check out any of these totally serious, non-comedic player-written guides:
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So, when FFXIV: Stormblood was first released, there was this one part of the main story quest line where everyone had to do a single-player instanced battle, and everyone wanted to do it all at once. The servers didn’t like that.
This patch, to unlock the new 24-player raid, everyone needs to complete an open-world battle meant to be single player, thereby eliminating the previous problem of clogging up the instance servers like a fatberg in the sewers of London. And we all wanted to do this open-world battle all at once.
How’d that work out? Watch and see. :D
Did you spot yourself in this video? Did I capture the moment of your demise? Are you feeling better yet? Let us all know!
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