I WON’T SURVIVE! IT’S CLASSIFIED — Trump Vs Jack Smith & his 37 Indictments — A Founders Sing Parody
We’re not exactly CELEBRATING, but we are exceedingly grateful that the Department of Justice is gonna deliver some actual JUSTICE in this case. Jack Smith is a straight shooter — a man of few words and many righteous actions. Predictably, the GOP’s leading lunatics are vowing death and destruction in response to Traitor Trump’s crimes against the country. Here’s hoping there are more of us, who value our democracy, than there are of them, who... don’t.
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THE LYRICS:
At first there was a box, labeled “Classified“
Kept thinkin’ I could show it off, and they’d just let it slide
But then some jerk up in DC realized that they were gone
I said “You’re wrong...
’Cause they’ve been MINE all along!“
But now there’s Jack
Back from the Hague
He’s as relentless as a bloodhound, and as deadly as the plague
I should have changed those stupid locks
’N caused a fire or a flood
Now the feds have re-indicted me
The Dems are smellin’ blood
My lawyers quit, walked out the door
Please turn around now
’Cause I won’t pay for any more
Thank gawd the GOP is rushin’ to my side
There’s a few though
Who hope I lay down and die
It’s classified!
I won’t survive!
They got evidence, like tapes and texts
They won’t believe my lies
Yeah the feds are on my ass
And my friends are flippin’ fast
It’s classified
I won’t survive, hey hey
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