Starbomb - Kiss The Elden Ring (Official Music Video)

Get the album on vinyl & CD ▸ Listen on streaming ▸ Music Video animated by ▸ @shoocharu Instagram ▸    MUSIC Written and Performed by Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson, Jim Roach, and Brian Wecht Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach Mixed by Jim Roach Mastered by Dave Cooley at Elysian Masters Recorded at Sonic Ranch in Tornillo, TX Assistant Engineered by Diego Mendoza CREDITS Directed by Simon Macko (@shoocharu) Animated by Simon Macko (@shoocharu) LYRICS (You got me like ooh) (Got me like ooh) (Got me like ooh) (Got me like ooh) Arin: There’s a little game and it’s called Elden Ring It’s got a world and a story that is makin’ me sing They got the author of Game of Thrones writing the thing So you know that shit is good as fuck, praise the king I’m running around checkin’ the town Cleanin’ up dragons and giants and knights with all kinds of blights And I hear a little voice in the distance Dan: Hello? Can you hear me? Arin: Oh I cannot miss this Dan: Oh My Stars! Arin: Bitch, are you a jar? Dan: I’m so happy to see you! Arin: Fuck that! I wanna be you Dan: I am Alexander and I’m stuck in this hole, I’m also called the Iron Fist Arin: Listen bitch, you got me like ooh And I don’t know why, I am horny for this bucket, gettin’ mystified (Got me like ooh) I’ve got attention divide, I should probably find the Elden Ring but this jar’s (Got me like ooh) Wonder what’s inside, I’d like to bathe in the innards of this fuckin’ guy (Got me like ooh) I cannot stand by, when the least I could do is make this ceramic pot fly Dan: Please sir, give me a good smack from the rear With something nice and big Arin: You just fuckin’ made my whole year Dan: Ahh well played! The pleasure is mine Prithy take some rotted flesh as a thanks for your time! Arin: Wait hold up, hold on, was that flesh up inside you? Dan: Why yes, fallen enemies I put up inside me Arin: Aw damn, now I’m jealous that I’m not up inside you If I let you kick my ass, could I be all up inside you? What am I thinkin’ man? This bowl’s got me fannin’ my face The way this fucker talks putting me in my place Disgrace to let my parents know that I’m simpin’ a vase When he’s like “Filling my heart with vigor” That’s just making my penis bigger (Ha ha ha, you and me) (Little brown jug, don’t I love thee) (Ha ha ha, you and me) (Little brown jug, don’t I love thee) (Got me like ooh) Must’a left my heart ajar, cause I’m thinkin’ now I might be in love with a jar (Got me like ooh) Might think it’s quite bizarre but I’m lookin’ at other kitchen implements and they (Got me like ooh) Is there a warrior spoon? Oh fuck the thought of its curvy body’s makin me swoon (Got me like ooh) I guess I better admit that I am sexually attracted to things that I cook stuff with Yo, the more I look I see Ladies around starin’ at me There’s a witch named Ranni But it ain’t the right time, see Her four arms are on me But none of them cook banh mi And Fia, I see ya But I can’t guarantee ya As I gaze into your eyes on this bed from Ikea But that blessing when you’re pressing me into your chest isn’t Impressing me more than a stainless steel zester Out of a puff of vapor appears Melina But you know that steamy babe isn’t a milk steamer Got a peek-a Roderika who’s spirit tuning But a spoon is the soonest thing you’ll find me spooning (Got me like ooh) I think I’m losin’ my mind, should I see a therapist or make a blender my bride (Got me like ooh) No matter what I do, the thought of fuckin that sexy piece of hunky porcelain (Got me like ooh) Maybe I should confront all of my feelings, talk to Alexander and be blunt (Got me like ooh) I’m gonna give it all I got, I’m gonna stop repressing my depressing thoughts and try to fuck that pot So, I just arrived in the Caelid Wilds See my boy Alexander and I’m all smiles Check my breath, comb my hair and I look over there And guarding a castle door a dinosaur-sized mother-fuckin’ giant pot Oh god what do I do Alexander’s wavin’ at me now, but now I got new feelings For the massive pot Maybe I should’ve tried to make it work with Milli and her scarlet rot (Got me like ooh) He’s lifting up his foot How did he know that I’m into that kind of– Dan: Oh my stars! Well as long as no one’s using this meat I guess I could just put this into my jar body. Yes, mmm, ohh, yes.